December 2010
18 posts
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the beginning sounds like a porno version of 'who...
Clara: So. WHO HAS 12 DIX?
Me: YOU HAVE 12 DIX?!
Clara: I. Sure. Have. 12. Dix.
Me: O M G~
Clara: HOW DO U FEEL
Me: LIKE TWELVE DIX MAKES A BIG VAGINA
Clara: IDK YO HOW BIG IS YOUR VAGINA
Me: NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR TWELVE GODDAMN DICKS
Clara: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT
Clara: HAVE YOU TRIED TO FIT TWELVE GODDAMNED DICKS UP THERE
Clara: god this convo is golden we should frame it
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